I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
