If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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