jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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