You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
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