Its about making memories worth repressing
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
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How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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