You really coming over, don't trick.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
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I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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