i think my mom watched the whole time
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
