what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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