Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
I think i got beer on your cat.
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