We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
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My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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