Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i need an iv and a liver transplant
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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