i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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