she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
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But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
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I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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