Dual....:-)
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
