You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
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I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
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Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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