i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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