But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
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We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
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he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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