I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Slut skills are useful in every country.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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