oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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