Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
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I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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