A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
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just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
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So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
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