Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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