where am i from again
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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