protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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