id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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