he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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