Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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