I wish you could order shots online.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
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You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
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We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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