I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
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He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
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Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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