What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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