too bad you live with your parents still
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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