She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
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Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
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He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow