Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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