Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
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I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
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Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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