i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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