um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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