your room smells of hookers.
And success
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
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funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
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If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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