i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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