I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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