I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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