Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
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my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
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We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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