I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
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It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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