Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
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Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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