Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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