i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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