He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Randomize
