i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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