shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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