Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
where are my eyebrows?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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