either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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