Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
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You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
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Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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