yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
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Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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