No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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