Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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