So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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