I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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