i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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