so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
