I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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